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Esta Noite Encarnarei No Teu Cadaver, Jose Mojica Marins, 1967.

ahh hhaaa hush that fuss eryboday move to tha back uhdah buss

laaka lakka lakka lakka

Why did the chicken cross the road?
We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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make awkward conversation with a lady.

check that fucking box.



Verse One: Nate Dogg

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I’ll give ya a call
Next time I’m feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I’ll break you off
And if you can’t fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

i dont feel so good lol…

i feel like my brain is angry with me.

those where definitely not what i thought they were.


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